You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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