There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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