Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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