Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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