I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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