You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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