don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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