I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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