sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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