Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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