She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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