I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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