That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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