WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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