do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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