Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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