He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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