I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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