who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
