ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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