too bad you live with your parents still
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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