this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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