Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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