I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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