Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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