Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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