i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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