i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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