I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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