Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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