I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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