Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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