Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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