why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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