Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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