Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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