I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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