even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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