i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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