yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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