Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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