woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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