So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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