Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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