laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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