You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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