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to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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