Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
