i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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