12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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