Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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