i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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