I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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