hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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